
This year I'm going as a cranky grandpa! So There!
The Land of Rice and assorted Nuts. Linking to all Families descending from Tom and Mae Rice.


The Testimony of Mae Rice
I can sympathize with Greta on the need for sleep. Although both babies know how to sleep through the night, the past two months have been rough with one baby getting sick, passing it to the other baby, passing it to Larkin, getting better while everyone else (except for me) is sick, getting sick again, etc. Sleep is a much-needed commodity in this house. Right now, Anna is great, but William has a pretty bad diaper rash that makes him wake up in pain everytime he needs a new diaper. That totalled 5 diapers between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. the other night. Yes, we also need sleep here in Provo. But when I look at them as Dorothy and Tin Man (preview for Halloween), I see why I willingly lose so much sleep for them. (I can say that now because miraculously they're both sleeping. Guess now is my chance!)
Child #1
Boy, 3 years old, mid-potty training, loves rocks and all things masculine, asks questions non-stop.
Child #3
Boy, almost 15 months, climbs anything until he reaches highest point possible, loves bathing in toilet and eating dirt. If you love drool and slobbery kisses, this is the kid for you!
Act now and save! Also available as a set.
Please call Groggy Greta at 1-888-NEED-SLEEP-AND-SOME-ALONE-TIME.
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ps--i love my children. even when they wipe their snotty nose on my arm and pull my hair until it brings tears to my eyes. they're all mine. thank goodness. of course they are always available for rent.