Child #1
Girl, 5 years old, potty trained, talks (alot), can read (hide Christmas lists) and write some.
Child #2
Boy, 3 years old, mid-potty training, loves rocks and all things masculine, asks questions non-stop.
Child #3
Boy, almost 15 months, climbs anything until he reaches highest point possible, loves bathing in toilet and eating dirt. If you love drool and slobbery kisses, this is the kid for you!
Act now and save! Also available as a set.
Please call Groggy Greta at 1-888-NEED-SLEEP-AND-SOME-ALONE-TIME.
Offer valid for US residents only. No returns or refunds. All sales are final. Must be 18 years or older to respond to ad.
ps--i love my children. even when they wipe their snotty nose on my arm and pull my hair until it brings tears to my eyes. they're all mine. thank goodness. of course they are always available for rent.
1 comment:
While it looks like a good deal...I really must restrain myself and pass. Have you tried E-Bay! I think the middle-one needs to spend some time at Uncle Bob's "Match Farm". You aren't really a little boy until you have pee'd on a campfire! ;-)
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